It might seem like I quit blogging. There are some that would cheer, but the reality is that my absence would leave most of you in agony. I know, I know, try to keep the tissues near. But I actually was just on vacation, if you could call it that. See, it was a vacation in every sense of the word. Even though I'm prone to hating on New York, I've come to realize that I'm not exactly Dale Jr. Driving is a bitch and so is my GPS unit that gives me wrong directions.. Before I start talking about some food experience on vacation, I just...