My girlfriend likes to tell me that if there's a study out there that tells you to do something, I would probably do it. She's right, I love hearing about studies. It doesn't exist yet, but there's a study that tells you that french fries will beget world peace. Man, I'm telling you, you want world peace more than you think you know. Not only is world peace delicious, it's kind of addictive. Once you learn how to do it, you want to make it over and over again, until your whole apartment just reeks of world peace. Last week I wanted to learn how to make french fries because who doesn't want a kitchen with a pot full of three hundred degree corn oil? I do, and so do you. You just don't know it yet. When you learn how to make french fries...