The other day I heard about this new book out that's supposed to help you order the special stuff when you go to an Asian restaurant. The 'special' stuff is generally the menu that's written without any English on it. I'm not sure if this kind of stuff goes on in Chinatown here in Manhattan, but I know this is the case at many Chinese restaurants in suburbia. If you're Asian, you know exactly the reasoning behind such a move. There are times when you eat something Asian-y and it's not that weird or crazy but you say to yourself, "White people won't eat this shit." If you're non-Asian and that offended you, oh wellz. If you're Asian, you know exactly what I'm talking about. For example, I think tripe is delicious, but I even know Chinese people who don't like tripe. And if you...