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Food in Mouth

Day 4 of France Trip 2010

Oooh and we have the Eiffel Tower! Day 4 allowed the opportunity to walk around Paris a little bit. The one thing I've come to know about Paris is that it's huge compared to Manhattan. I suppose every single city in the U.S. has more square area compared to Manhattan. Here, I keep thinking that it's possible to walk everywhere...

David's Brisket House Review: Hating on NYC and liking sandwiches

After six weeks of apartment search my body feels pretty battered. This is a combination of eating like a fat kid, and also not going to the gym. The result is simply not pretty. My tits have begun to sag. Jesus Christ. Thirty just doesn't treat me as well as my twenties. Fucking A. I've begun to hate New York City just a tiny bit. Living here is as natural as eating chicken feet, and yet I can't stop wondering about the possibilities of that shiny idea that many Americans love...

Fornino Review: Fornino and my educated mother

My very educated mother just served us nine pizzas. That was one of the first things I learned after starting third grade. It's a mnemonic device used for learning the nine planets in our solar system, although now pluto is not a planet anymore. Does this mean in the future, educated mothers won't serve nine pizzas but instead will server nachos? What a sad thought. I'm happy to report that even though I've always remembered the mnemonic device, I have no idea what the nine planets are without looking it up. That is really sad. Inversely correlated with the level of my stupidity is the awesomeness of Fornino's pizza. One weekend I found myself in Williamsburg. The weather was especially chilly, and the pizza at Fornino really warmed me up. It was the afternoon of the NYC Marathon and it was a chilly day out there...

Desserts by mom

I'm still waking up from this food coma. The thing about holiday season is that it's so darn cold and eating keeps you warm. Yes, I've heard about those things called 'sweaters' but come on. Food versus...